1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,919 Step up, step up, Whack-a-Mole. 2 00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:14,555 Two tickets gets you three hits. 3 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,057 Here's your prize. Congratulations. 4 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,660 Okay, Kirby, the key is to aim slightly above the target 5 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:21,162 so that the water arcs down. 6 00:00:21,164 --> 00:00:22,864 How do you know that? 7 00:00:22,866 --> 00:00:24,298 I love carnivals. 8 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,834 They're just, uh, magic. 9 00:00:26,836 --> 00:00:29,237 I never want tonight to end. 10 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:31,139 Yeah, me neither. 11 00:00:31,141 --> 00:00:34,409 I mean, think about it. No one's unhappy here. 12 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:36,811 We wouldn't have to worry about that math midterm. 13 00:00:36,813 --> 00:00:38,379 No one sitting with me on the bus. 14 00:00:38,381 --> 00:00:40,648 And here we go! 15 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:41,983 Eye on the game, eye on the game. 16 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,253 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 17 00:00:45,255 --> 00:00:48,089 Yes! 18 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,891 I won! 19 00:00:50,993 --> 00:00:52,994 - All right, thank you. - Congrats, kid. 20 00:00:52,996 --> 00:00:55,463 Charlotte, I wanted to ask you... 21 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:57,498 Charlotte? 22 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,767 Ha ha. 23 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,669 - Charlotte! - Thank you. 24 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:05,840 Behind your ear. Is that your ticket? 25 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:08,342 - Oh, my goodness. - You found it. 26 00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:11,813 Can I get two of these? 27 00:01:22,057 --> 00:01:25,927 - All right. - Got it on your end? 28 00:01:25,929 --> 00:01:27,028 Good. 29 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:28,930 What are you people still doing here? 30 00:01:28,932 --> 00:01:31,466 Didn't the feds already tell you to hightail it? 31 00:01:31,468 --> 00:01:35,670 You can't set up a carnival on my land. 32 00:01:35,672 --> 00:01:37,572 You're not being very friendly. 33 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:39,207 Well, I ain't your friend. 34 00:01:39,209 --> 00:01:42,577 Oh, you will be. 35 00:01:42,579 --> 00:01:44,378 We're all friends here. 36 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,180 Welcome... 37 00:01:46,182 --> 00:01:49,951 to the greatest carnival on Earth. 38 00:01:52,122 --> 00:01:54,122 The greatest carnival on Earth. 39 00:01:54,124 --> 00:01:55,957 Faster. 40 00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:57,358 Faster. 41 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,026 Oh, you can do better than that. Faster. 42 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:00,394 Faster still. 43 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:03,731 Faster! Do it faster! 44 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:13,552 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. Resy 45 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:29,456 My apologies. 46 00:02:34,564 --> 00:02:37,831 Oh, Miss Cillian, I... 47 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:40,434 Beg your pardon. I thought you were someone else. 48 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:42,503 - Forgive me. - Sure. That's okay. 49 00:03:01,423 --> 00:03:04,625 Jenkins, stay away. Stay away from the carnival. 50 00:03:04,627 --> 00:03:06,427 Whatever you do, don't come after us, Jenkins. 51 00:03:21,611 --> 00:03:23,243 Hi, one please. 52 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,946 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 53 00:03:25,948 --> 00:03:27,881 Do you have a senior discount? 54 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:31,518 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 55 00:03:33,221 --> 00:03:35,122 Hey, you know what? I'm cool. 56 00:03:42,998 --> 00:03:46,900 Ah, thank you for the Christmas present, Mr. Jones. 57 00:03:46,902 --> 00:03:48,502 Oh, hi. Oh! 58 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:50,871 Hello, hi. I'm sorry, I was just looking for... 59 00:03:50,873 --> 00:03:52,706 you guys work here? 60 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:55,342 'Cause I got turned around at the Ferris wheel and I... 61 00:03:55,344 --> 00:04:00,347 oh, there he is, you see? Come here, you precocious little scamp. 62 00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:03,150 Looking all over for you. 63 00:04:03,152 --> 00:04:04,985 You have scared your uncle, silly. 64 00:04:04,987 --> 00:04:09,423 Uncle Silly. That's his nickname. My cousin... nephew. 65 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:11,725 Bye. 66 00:04:11,727 --> 00:04:14,061 Thanks, those clowns are freaky. 67 00:04:14,063 --> 00:04:15,796 You know what? You shouldn't be here. 68 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:19,033 Nah, it's fine. If I'm back by 7:00, my folks won't even notice. 69 00:04:19,035 --> 00:04:20,875 What? No, no, no. I mean, it's not a good place. 70 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:21,899 I know, tell me about it. 71 00:04:21,901 --> 00:04:23,767 They don't even have a Double Shock Drop Tower. 72 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:27,041 Oh... no. It is dangerous. 73 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,683 Hold on a second. You've been here before. 74 00:04:28,707 --> 00:04:30,411 Every night since it showed up. 75 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:34,181 My dad thinks it's creepy because it just, like, appeared out of nowhere. 76 00:04:34,183 --> 00:04:36,023 You know, no trucks or anything, but I like it. 77 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:37,284 Have you seen this person? 78 00:04:37,286 --> 00:04:40,320 Uh, no. But I have seen him. 79 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,455 Where? 80 00:04:41,457 --> 00:04:43,724 Uh, right there. 81 00:04:43,726 --> 00:04:45,392 Oh. 82 00:04:45,394 --> 00:04:47,461 Thank you. There you go. 83 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:49,963 So, what are you gonna do? 84 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:53,333 What? Um, thank you for your help, young man. 85 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,502 You really have to leave now. 86 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,140 And yet, still, here you are. 87 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:06,046 The lady on your phone, is she your daughter? 88 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:07,981 No, my friend. 89 00:05:07,983 --> 00:05:10,584 Ah, yeah, my grandpa has a younger friend, too. 90 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,386 My mom doesn't like her, though. 91 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:17,624 Okay, you really have to leave. Or, you know what? 92 00:05:17,626 --> 00:05:20,060 I'm gonna tell the carnies you snuck in without paying. 93 00:05:20,062 --> 00:05:21,962 They won't care. 94 00:05:21,964 --> 00:05:22,840 Look. 95 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,466 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 96 00:05:25,468 --> 00:05:27,301 Hello? Hi. 97 00:05:27,303 --> 00:05:29,236 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 98 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:31,438 Everyone here is like that. 99 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,709 You can do anything. The only ones who will come after you are the clowns. 100 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,078 Well, then, why sneak in? 101 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,247 I'm a precocious scamp. 102 00:05:56,765 --> 00:05:58,866 He dropped one. 103 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:05,739 Is it your friend? 104 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:09,009 Do you know where these were taken? 105 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:10,477 Yeah, right there. Come on. 106 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:12,212 - What...? - Let's go. 107 00:06:13,648 --> 00:06:16,617 Hi... aw. Get a room. 108 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:19,286 - Come on, let's go. - Yeah. 109 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:27,561 I presume you were raised on electronics. 110 00:06:27,563 --> 00:06:29,163 Uh, yes, I was. 111 00:06:29,165 --> 00:06:30,405 There's a memory card in there. 112 00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:32,432 How do I get the pictures off of it? 113 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,268 Um... 114 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,639 Should be done. 115 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,641 Yes. 116 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,812 Uh... 117 00:06:45,847 --> 00:06:48,949 Those people look weird. 118 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,951 Yes, they do. I... 119 00:06:57,393 --> 00:07:01,128 Something very bad happened here. 120 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,101 What's in that tent? 121 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:11,371 - Let's find out! - Hey! No. 122 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:15,442 It is time you actually heed my warning and go home. 123 00:07:15,444 --> 00:07:17,411 But it's the carnival's last day. 124 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:20,614 There is nothing about this carnival that you can trust. 125 00:07:20,616 --> 00:07:23,083 You see? What happened to the people in these pictures, 126 00:07:23,085 --> 00:07:25,552 that's what happened to my friends, 127 00:07:25,554 --> 00:07:28,121 and they are a lot better at sneaking around 128 00:07:28,123 --> 00:07:29,790 than either you or I. 129 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:32,693 Listen, I can take care of myself, okay? 130 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:33,994 I see. 131 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,897 You know... you know those dreams you have, 132 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:39,366 somebody's chasing you 133 00:07:39,368 --> 00:07:41,835 and you try to scream for help... 134 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:46,707 ...but nothing comes out of your mouth? 135 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,942 This place... 136 00:07:48,944 --> 00:07:50,677 those dreams are real. 137 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:54,014 And here, when the clowns catch you, 138 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,083 you never wake up. 139 00:07:56,085 --> 00:08:00,153 So I implore you. Go. 140 00:08:37,825 --> 00:08:38,992 Colonel Baird. 141 00:08:38,994 --> 00:08:42,562 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 142 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,990 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 143 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:53,194 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 144 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:57,331 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 145 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:01,602 - Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. - 146 00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:05,773 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 147 00:09:05,775 --> 00:09:09,143 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 148 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,779 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 149 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,468 Oh, eenie, meanie, miney... oh. 150 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,670 Welcome to the greatest car... 151 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,141 - Jenkins! - Oh, Colonel, 152 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,783 I can't tell you how glad I am to see you. 153 00:09:22,808 --> 00:09:24,812 What is that disgusting smell? 154 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,615 Oh, this? Discarded condiments, a little cow manure. 155 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:29,217 Sort of a poor man's smelling salts. 156 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:31,452 You had to ask. 157 00:09:33,088 --> 00:09:34,489 What you lookin' at? 158 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:38,233 Jenkins, please tell me I'm dreaming 159 00:09:38,235 --> 00:09:40,369 and haven't really grown a second head. 160 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,870 Sorry, Colonel, you have. 161 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,238 You've been transmogrified. 162 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,542 Well, you all have. 163 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,911 Hello, Ezekiel. 164 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:52,548 Okay. I see you, Jacob Stone. I see your muscles, 165 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,350 - your abdominals and your biceps... - - ...greatest carnival on Earth. 166 00:09:55,374 --> 00:09:57,553 ...and your gluteus Maximus. 167 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,122 Jenkins, get this second head off my shoulders. 168 00:10:00,124 --> 00:10:02,057 Oh, like you weren't looking. 169 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,392 They're my colleagues! 170 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,893 Well, luckily, I'm not you. 171 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,396 Or am I? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 172 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,118 - Oh, much better. - This sucks. 173 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,101 All right, here. I'll retrieve Miss Cillian. You awake the others. 174 00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:13,983 What should I do? 175 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:15,804 And speed would be of the essence. 176 00:10:15,806 --> 00:10:17,740 Excuse us. Pardon us. Coming through. 177 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,908 - Coming through. - Are you okay, Cassandra? 178 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,912 Squeak once for yes, twice for no. 179 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,748 I'm never eatin' sushi again. 180 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,250 - Would you stop playing that thing? - He can't stop. 181 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,719 No more than you can stop looking like Popeye. 182 00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:32,688 But you can change us back, right? 183 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,770 One would hope, otherwise we're going to have to move 184 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:37,092 Miss Cillian's experiment to the indoor pool. 185 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,560 - Great. - Pool party. 186 00:10:38,562 --> 00:10:40,242 I don't understand how this happened to us. 187 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,363 I don't remember anything. 188 00:10:41,365 --> 00:10:44,633 Not surprising. This entire carnival is a perverted manipulation. 189 00:10:44,635 --> 00:10:46,101 Real, not real, whoever did this 190 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,202 is either very powerful 191 00:10:47,204 --> 00:10:49,872 or very new at magic, or worse, both. 192 00:10:49,874 --> 00:10:51,840 You let them escape? 193 00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:54,276 They were gonna be the highlight of my show tonight. 194 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,011 Come on, guys. I depend on you. 195 00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:58,280 You should be sad. 196 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,848 You know how long we've worked on this? 197 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,283 Now, they can't be far. 198 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,566 You go out there and you find them and you bring them back 199 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,955 or I will melt that smile off your face! 200 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,391 Go! 201 00:11:09,393 --> 00:11:10,859 Go! 202 00:11:10,861 --> 00:11:13,962 God, you're a bunch of clowns. 203 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,831 - Jenkins, where's that door? - Right here, 204 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,833 and then left at the Twinkie stand. 205 00:11:19,036 --> 00:11:21,470 What is it, Cassandra? 206 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,740 What? 207 00:11:26,776 --> 00:11:27,910 I know those clowns. 208 00:11:27,912 --> 00:11:29,812 - Those clowns know us. - Who is it? 209 00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:39,455 Mr. Stone, how much do you think you can lift? 210 00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:59,194 Could you have put the door any further, Jenkins? 211 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,636 The colonel told me not to come at all. Be glad I ignored her. 212 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:03,707 In here, in here. 213 00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:21,797 Oh, thank God. 214 00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:23,565 That must be a weight off your shoulders. 215 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:27,069 Well, good. Away from the influence 216 00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:28,631 of the pervasive magic of the carnival, 217 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:31,140 you're transmutations have reversed. 218 00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:33,876 My feet are back! And my voice! 219 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,078 And I'm talking really loud! 220 00:12:41,684 --> 00:12:44,419 No! No! No! No, no, no, no! 221 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:46,221 You let them go? Gah! 222 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,456 This is not good. 223 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,490 I'm gonna punish you. 224 00:12:48,492 --> 00:12:50,692 I'm gonna make you part of the wax museum. 225 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:58,033 Charlotte's here now? How do I look? How's my tie? 226 00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,468 Don't touch me. 227 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,003 Oh, okay. 228 00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,504 Go and make everything perfect. 229 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:04,573 Perfect! 230 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,608 Go! 231 00:13:09,813 --> 00:13:12,714 You're amazing and mysterious. 232 00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:15,317 You're amazing and mysterious. 233 00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:18,854 You're amazing and mysterious. 234 00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:23,125 It's you. 235 00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,828 It's the real you? 236 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,497 I don't believe it. 237 00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:30,465 Excuse me? 238 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,301 Well... 239 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:35,437 your golden ticket. You're the winner. 240 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,972 That's wonderful. 241 00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:38,607 Yeah, I got this in the mail. 242 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,211 It said to come here to pick up my cash prize? 243 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,546 Yes, yes. And you have free admission 244 00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:46,882 to everything at the carnival. 245 00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:50,385 That... that sounds like fun, but I have to get to work. 246 00:13:50,387 --> 00:13:53,121 No. No, no, no, no. 247 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:56,091 We have many attractions, and a magic show. 248 00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:59,261 The best you've ever seen, with yours truly. 249 00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:03,732 I'm sure it is, but my boss will be unhappy if I'm late. 250 00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,701 Again. 251 00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:10,038 Well, that's really the thing about carnivals, isn't it, Charlotte? 252 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,241 No one's unhappy here. 253 00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,009 How do you know my name? 254 00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:17,713 A magician never reveals his secrets. 255 00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,748 But it's on your tag. 256 00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:23,352 I'm sorry. 257 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:28,223 Um, maybe I could stay for a few minutes. 258 00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:32,127 Yes, wonderful! You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. 259 00:14:32,129 --> 00:14:34,062 I'm gonna... rather... 260 00:14:34,064 --> 00:14:37,065 allow me to show you around. 261 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:40,736 Thank you, Mister... 262 00:14:40,738 --> 00:14:45,140 You may call me the Amazing Mysterium. 263 00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:48,577 Whoa. 264 00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,512 Whoa. 265 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,181 - That is amazing. - Yes. 266 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,917 And that's only the beginning. 267 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,852 Please. 268 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,036 Who knew being a fish was so dehydrating? 269 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:16,439 Or that snake charmers had such amazing abs. 270 00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:18,341 Seriously, did you see my abs? 271 00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:19,776 We have to go back. 272 00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:21,077 Uh, you sure you kept the right head? 273 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:23,199 We have to find out what's happening at that carnival. 274 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,215 We don't even know what happened the first time. 275 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,457 How are we supposed to stop it from happening the second? 276 00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:28,704 With a little help. 277 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,888 This is a mixture of sodium pentothal, 278 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,923 fennel for sight, thyme for memory, 279 00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:38,928 and, well, some special ingredients of my own invention. 280 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:42,599 It will restore your memory. Also good for clogged drains. 281 00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:43,933 Sounds dangerous. 282 00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:47,170 You have magically-induced lacunar amnesia. 283 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,073 Memory loss affecting a specific event. 284 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,442 Now, whatever you saw at that carnival scared you enough 285 00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:54,911 that you tried to warn me not to come after you. 286 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,981 We need to know what that was. 287 00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:00,517 Bottoms up. 288 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,786 Cheers. 289 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:06,122 Oh! Oh! 290 00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:10,193 Oh, it's like a hangover in reverse. 291 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:12,896 Is anyone else seeing colors that don't exist in real life? 292 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:15,058 All right, all right, we need to go from the beginning. 293 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,086 How did the case start? 294 00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:19,436 Uh, I was laying digital breadcrumbs 295 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:20,937 to keep DOSA off our tail. 296 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,306 And then the Clipping Book flipped open. 297 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:27,944 It sent us to a hospital room in Iowa 298 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,979 to talk to a Jane Doe. 299 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:31,981 But she wasn't talking. 300 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:35,085 Says here she was admitted for exhaustion. 301 00:16:35,087 --> 00:16:37,020 The nurse said they picked her up at a carnival. 302 00:16:37,022 --> 00:16:38,021 She was their juggler. 303 00:16:38,023 --> 00:16:40,757 She came in with open sores on her hands. 304 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:43,927 Busted hands, perfect manicure. 305 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:47,897 Definitely not the nails of someone who juggles for a living. 306 00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,566 Oh, but she was wearing a ring. 307 00:16:49,568 --> 00:16:51,067 With a unique seal. 308 00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:55,939 Sign of the Twelve Tables, the heart of Roman law. 309 00:16:55,941 --> 00:17:00,677 The ring is a "coveted award given by the California Bar Association." 310 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:02,879 Last year's winner, Charlotte Holloway, Esquire. 311 00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:06,449 Yep, she's a bigwig partner for a law firm in San Francisco. 312 00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:08,651 So this woman left a high-paying job 313 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,720 in a law firm to join a carnival? 314 00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:11,688 It happens. 315 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:13,690 I mean, Baird left her super cool job 316 00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,525 with the NATO Antiterrorism Task Force 317 00:17:15,527 --> 00:17:17,861 to become a Guardian for the Library. 318 00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:20,296 Way better dental plan. 319 00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:23,233 Nothing about this woman, Charlotte Holloway, seemed to add up. 320 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:27,137 So we went to check out the carnival 321 00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,459 and talk to the carnival's owner. 322 00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,039 The Amazing Mysterium. 323 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,709 Ah, the juggler. She collapsed this morning. 324 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,344 Couldn't keep up with the stress 325 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,212 of carnival life, I suppose. 326 00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:38,047 She used to be a high-powered attorney. 327 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:39,215 Really? I didn't know that. 328 00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:41,851 Come to think of it, how did you know that? 329 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:45,855 - We're Librarians. - Ah. 330 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,259 Well, she was one of the greatest jugglers I've ever seen. 331 00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:52,162 Hard to replace her on short notice, but we make do. 332 00:17:52,164 --> 00:17:54,998 Well, we'd like to take a look around, if you don't mind. 333 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,167 Mind? 334 00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,702 Enjoy the carnival, my friends. 335 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,676 Two heads are better than one. 336 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:14,884 And while you guys were talking to Houdini, 337 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,420 me and Jones found out where the clowns came from. 338 00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:21,791 Seems we weren't the only ones asking questions. 339 00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:24,027 There was a police officer. 340 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:27,063 The clowns grabbed him, took him into the House of Horrors. 341 00:18:44,449 --> 00:18:46,349 Come on, guys. Let's get out of here. 342 00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:48,051 Come on, let's go now! 343 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:52,021 Hey! 344 00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:53,656 That's the last thing I remember. 345 00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:56,025 I remember running like crazy 346 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,194 and then the Insane Clown Posse was on my tail, 347 00:18:58,196 --> 00:19:00,897 so I went and I hid inside a... 348 00:19:00,899 --> 00:19:02,866 A photo booth? 349 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,874 Ah! 350 00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:14,611 Worst souvenir ever. 351 00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:17,313 We were on the midway. 352 00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:20,550 Jenkins, I was trying to call you to give you an update. 353 00:19:20,552 --> 00:19:23,219 This is so cool. 354 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,822 See, a normal plain mirror reflects a perfect image, 355 00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:27,891 but this one has convex and concave sections 356 00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:31,761 that make me look like the inhabitant of a lower gravity planet. 357 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,465 Huh, you've really never been to a carnival. 358 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,866 Nope. 359 00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:39,802 But I love clowns. 360 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,372 I hate clowns. 361 00:19:42,374 --> 00:19:43,806 I couldn't fight back. 362 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:47,510 It felt like someone was inside my body 363 00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:49,612 and I was trying to resist it 364 00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:50,847 so I could warn you. 365 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,859 Jenkins, whatever you do, stay away from the carnival. 366 00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:04,294 Do not come after us. 367 00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:09,999 Next thing I remember is you finding me. 368 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,569 And... other me. 369 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,105 He can make people do whatever he wants. 370 00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,007 He can turn 'em into whatever he wants. 371 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,710 And conjure a carnival out of thin air. 372 00:20:20,712 --> 00:20:23,646 This is more power than I've seen in one person 373 00:20:23,648 --> 00:20:25,915 in a very long time. 374 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:30,987 We need to find out who this Amazing Mysterium is. 375 00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:37,260 Colonel? 376 00:20:37,262 --> 00:20:40,997 While I admit that my field experience is limited, rest assured... 377 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:44,167 That is not why I warned you to stay away from the carnival. 378 00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:47,704 Jenkins, you told me there is a battle coming, the ultimate battle. 379 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,239 Judson is gone, Charlene is missing, 380 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:53,109 Flynn is in and out, and DOSA is after the Library. 381 00:20:53,111 --> 00:20:55,011 He managed to get all four of us. 382 00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:57,647 What if he got you, too? 383 00:20:57,649 --> 00:20:59,409 Yes, fine, I understand. Your logic is sound, 384 00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:02,819 but there's nothing that would stop me 385 00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,754 from coming after you. 386 00:21:04,756 --> 00:21:07,390 Oh. 387 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,326 Remind me to never doubt you again. 388 00:21:10,328 --> 00:21:11,928 I don't get it. 389 00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:18,134 There's nothing on the Internet about an Amazing Mysterium. 390 00:21:18,136 --> 00:21:19,502 Well, that's magic in itself. 391 00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:21,604 Come on, guys. In the military, when we run out 392 00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:23,473 of a digital trail, we look for a physical one. 393 00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:25,108 Shoeprints, types of clothing... 394 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,310 - Ooh, like his cape. - What about it? 395 00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:29,512 Well, you know how I see patterns in everything? 396 00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,047 Brush strokes or cloth. 397 00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:33,649 This was the finest fiber I have ever seen. 398 00:21:33,651 --> 00:21:35,818 It was 12.5 microns. 399 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:39,022 Even the best cashmere is 13.5 microns, so it's... 400 00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:39,989 Vicuña. 401 00:21:39,991 --> 00:21:41,724 Matata. 402 00:21:41,726 --> 00:21:44,093 It means "fabric of the gods." 403 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,796 Yeah, I once "borrowed" 404 00:21:46,798 --> 00:21:48,518 a European prince's sports coat made out it. 405 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:53,169 Okay, so how many companies have made a magician's cape out of it? 406 00:21:53,171 --> 00:21:54,237 Only one. 407 00:21:54,239 --> 00:21:55,838 Yamena Tailors in Peru. 408 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,841 They made one for a "Kirby Goulding." 409 00:21:58,843 --> 00:22:01,411 Ah, here we go. Low-rent kid's magician. 410 00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:04,881 Hang on. He must've turned into a great magician overnight. 411 00:22:04,883 --> 00:22:07,784 I mean, up until six months ago, his reviews are terrible, 412 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,546 and then all of a sudden, they rave about him 413 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,521 like he's the second coming of Siegfried and Roy. 414 00:22:11,523 --> 00:22:13,523 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Six months ago. 415 00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:15,458 That's when the traveling carnival started. 416 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,662 And Kirby went from zero to hero. I smell an artifact. 417 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:21,664 The question is, Jenkins, which one? 418 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,299 An artifact that can turn 419 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,435 a run-of-the-mill children's magician 420 00:22:25,437 --> 00:22:28,471 into someone who can transform matter, control minds? 421 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,373 They're here. 422 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:33,709 The Scepter of Korob, the Fontainebleau Diadem. 423 00:22:33,711 --> 00:22:35,445 They're here, stored in the Library. 424 00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:37,914 Wait, so we're looking for an ancient artifact 425 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,049 that even Mr. Jenkins hasn't heard of? 426 00:22:40,051 --> 00:22:41,884 Why does it have to be ancient? 427 00:22:41,886 --> 00:22:44,587 Because it was made when magic was in the world. 428 00:22:44,589 --> 00:22:47,957 Yeah, but magic is back, big time. 429 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:51,027 Brand-new artifacts are being created every day? 430 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:54,030 If it's a new artifact Kirby's been using 431 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:57,010 to create a carnival and control everyone around him... 432 00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:59,767 It could literally be anything. 433 00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:05,014 All right. 434 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:08,191 This are the most potent smelling salts that I can make. 435 00:23:08,192 --> 00:23:10,858 Use them to wake up all those under Kirby's spell. 436 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,660 Get them far away from the carnival. 437 00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:15,663 Hopefully they haven't been under his influence for too long. 438 00:23:15,665 --> 00:23:18,266 I've got the magic spectrometer up and running. 439 00:23:18,268 --> 00:23:20,578 But I would still have to have some kind of clue 440 00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:22,020 about the objects we're looking for. 441 00:23:22,044 --> 00:23:23,712 There's nothing in these books. 442 00:23:23,714 --> 00:23:24,880 Tells you everything you want to know about 443 00:23:24,882 --> 00:23:26,982 a magical artifact except how it was made. 444 00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:29,017 No, no, no, no. The how, that's easy. 445 00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:32,154 At some point, an object with some emotional significance 446 00:23:32,156 --> 00:23:33,989 came into contact with a ley line. 447 00:23:33,991 --> 00:23:37,493 The what, we have to find something that's important to him. 448 00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:41,263 Mm, something the Amazing Mysterium holds dear. 449 00:23:41,265 --> 00:23:42,731 That narrows it down. 450 00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:47,803 His wand, huh? Magician's best friend. 451 00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,072 Way too obvious, mate. 452 00:23:50,074 --> 00:23:54,676 Okay, the Amazing Mysterium will have his gang of clowns on the lookout for us. 453 00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:58,247 But I figured out a way for us to go undetected. 454 00:23:58,249 --> 00:24:00,382 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 455 00:24:00,384 --> 00:24:02,050 - Yep. - No, no, no. 456 00:24:02,052 --> 00:24:04,253 I'm not... I don't use magic. 457 00:24:04,255 --> 00:24:05,888 It's not magic. 458 00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:07,756 It's whimsy. 459 00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:31,146 Every thief knows, if it's something valuable, 460 00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:33,115 it's either kept close or kept safe. 461 00:24:33,117 --> 00:24:35,584 Kirby's trailer. It's patrolled by security clowns, 462 00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:37,986 but I bet you anything there's something in there to protect. 463 00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:40,055 Take Ezekiel. Cassandra and I will get eyes 464 00:24:40,057 --> 00:24:42,224 on the Amazing Mysterium. 465 00:25:02,512 --> 00:25:04,379 I'm telling you, it's the wand. 466 00:25:04,381 --> 00:25:06,715 All right, cool your jets, Harry Potter. 467 00:25:06,717 --> 00:25:08,750 What's with all the retro... 468 00:25:08,752 --> 00:25:12,221 why would you keep your old school supplies? 469 00:25:12,223 --> 00:25:14,389 High school yearbook? 470 00:25:14,391 --> 00:25:16,592 Yeah, don't most people want to forget high school? 471 00:25:16,594 --> 00:25:18,961 "Have a good summer," "have a good summer." 472 00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:22,097 That's usually what you write when you forget someone's name. 473 00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:35,477 He took pictures of us. 474 00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:37,479 It's like a sick serial killer 475 00:25:37,481 --> 00:25:39,014 keeping mementos of his victims. 476 00:25:39,016 --> 00:25:42,251 Not victims, friends. 477 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:43,919 And he's looking for one in particular. 478 00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:54,296 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 479 00:25:54,298 --> 00:25:58,000 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 480 00:25:58,002 --> 00:26:00,402 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 481 00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,871 Everyone who works here is under the same spell. 482 00:26:02,873 --> 00:26:05,073 Well, not for long. 483 00:26:05,075 --> 00:26:07,542 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 484 00:26:07,544 --> 00:26:08,343 It isn't working. 485 00:26:08,345 --> 00:26:09,945 They've been under too long. 486 00:26:09,947 --> 00:26:11,267 The only way we can save them now 487 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:13,348 is to find that artifact. 488 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,817 Welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 489 00:26:29,899 --> 00:26:33,602 You loved carnivals as a kid. 490 00:26:33,604 --> 00:26:36,238 I'm guessing, because you have a face 491 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,640 that says that you would dream 492 00:26:38,642 --> 00:26:40,642 about being someone else. 493 00:26:40,644 --> 00:26:42,944 Who did you want to be? 494 00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:45,180 Not the awkward kid I was. 495 00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:47,683 What about you? 496 00:26:47,685 --> 00:26:49,117 I don't know. 497 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,787 Not a waitress who can't pay her electric bill. 498 00:26:51,789 --> 00:26:54,323 You are much more than a waitress, Charlotte. 499 00:26:54,325 --> 00:26:57,025 Come on, line up. Water races. 500 00:26:57,027 --> 00:26:58,527 This feels so familiar. 501 00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:00,028 Squirt in the clown's mouth. 502 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,496 Try your luck? 503 00:27:01,498 --> 00:27:02,931 Sure. 504 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:08,036 Now, the key is to aim slightly above... 505 00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:10,138 So the water arcs down. 506 00:27:14,344 --> 00:27:16,011 Why hasn't he put the spell on her yet? 507 00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,714 Because he has feelings for her. Look, you can see it. 508 00:27:18,716 --> 00:27:20,048 Oh, yeah. Totally. 509 00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:23,085 He's displaying every microexpression tell in the book. 510 00:27:23,087 --> 00:27:26,121 80% of how we communicate with one another is nonverbal. 511 00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:29,825 When people are nervous, they run their hands through their hair. 512 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:33,128 They adjust their clothes. 513 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:36,531 When people are intrigued, they raise their eyebrows. 514 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:39,067 And cue the smile. 515 00:27:39,069 --> 00:27:41,503 Oh! That is impressive. 516 00:27:41,505 --> 00:27:42,945 Is that how you knew Flynn liked you 517 00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,573 - when you first met him? - Nope. 518 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,409 He sent me a note that said, "Do you like me? Check yes or no." 519 00:27:47,411 --> 00:27:50,345 - That's classic. - We have to know who that woman is. 520 00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:51,713 She's Charlotte Holloway. 521 00:27:53,182 --> 00:27:54,883 Another Charlotte Holloway? 522 00:27:54,885 --> 00:27:56,205 Like the juggler in the hospital? 523 00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:57,686 Yes, and yes. 524 00:27:57,688 --> 00:28:00,922 In fact, we found these in Kirby's trailer. 525 00:28:00,924 --> 00:28:03,558 Five special invitations to Kirby's carnival in five cities? 526 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,595 Yeah, all addressed to five different Charlotte Holloways. 527 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,929 Well, that's not a coincidence. 528 00:28:07,931 --> 00:28:09,898 No, lawyer/juggler Charlotte 529 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:11,199 was invite number five. 530 00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:13,502 Seems ever since Kirby found his real magic power, 531 00:28:13,504 --> 00:28:14,744 he's been looking for this gal. 532 00:28:14,768 --> 00:28:16,805 And when they turn out to be the wrong one, 533 00:28:16,807 --> 00:28:19,641 he punishes them by turning them into carnies. 534 00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:22,811 How do we know that this is the Charlotte that he's looking for? 535 00:28:22,813 --> 00:28:26,448 Because this is the Charlotte he's in love with. 536 00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:28,283 And, go! 537 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:33,221 - Oh, got it, got it. - We have a winner. 538 00:28:33,223 --> 00:28:36,224 No, no. No, no, no, no. He's not supposed to win. She's supposed to win. 539 00:28:36,226 --> 00:28:38,126 No, it's fine. All just in good fun. 540 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:40,695 You're the special guest, Charlotte. Give... give her the prize. 541 00:28:40,697 --> 00:28:42,431 - Hey! Give her the prize. - Hey, what...? 542 00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:45,267 Excuse me for a minute. 543 00:28:45,269 --> 00:28:47,469 I told you never to interrupt me when I'm with her. 544 00:28:51,174 --> 00:28:52,407 What the heck is this? 545 00:28:52,409 --> 00:28:55,043 You found this in my trailer? 546 00:28:55,045 --> 00:28:56,578 No. 547 00:28:58,548 --> 00:29:00,348 I'm sorry. Where were we? 548 00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:03,919 This has been great, but I really need to get to work. 549 00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:05,821 No, you can't go. You just got here. 550 00:29:05,823 --> 00:29:08,123 And you have to see my show. 551 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,191 Maybe some other time. 552 00:29:09,193 --> 00:29:11,960 No, there is no other time. You're here now. 553 00:29:11,962 --> 00:29:14,229 Now I can finally give you what you've always wanted, 554 00:29:14,231 --> 00:29:16,031 an escape from the real world, 555 00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:20,735 a place where no one will ever bother us again. 556 00:29:20,737 --> 00:29:23,205 Hey. 557 00:29:23,207 --> 00:29:26,141 I have been looking for you for a very long time, Charlotte. 558 00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:28,543 Now, you once said that you never wanted the carnival to end. 559 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,812 Well, tonight, after the Ascension, 560 00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:34,316 this carnival will live forever. 561 00:29:34,318 --> 00:29:37,786 Ascension? Doesn't sound like a fun new ride. 562 00:29:37,788 --> 00:29:39,988 Wait, wait. When Houdini's mother died, 563 00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:41,823 he became obsessed with the occult, 564 00:29:41,825 --> 00:29:43,024 mostly debunking it, 565 00:29:43,026 --> 00:29:44,726 but he wrote a letter to Arthur Conan Doyle 566 00:29:44,728 --> 00:29:47,462 speculating other dimensions, 567 00:29:47,464 --> 00:29:50,432 referring to travel there as the Ascension. 568 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:53,034 Like when the Library untethered from our reality. 569 00:29:53,036 --> 00:29:56,872 So, if Kirby could send the entire carnival off to another dimension... 570 00:29:56,874 --> 00:29:58,707 And anyone else that's trapped here... 571 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:00,942 Then we gotta find that new artifact tonight. 572 00:30:00,944 --> 00:30:03,445 Before everything and everyone in this carnival 573 00:30:03,447 --> 00:30:04,880 disappears forever. 574 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,414 Please, I just want to go home. 575 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:17,951 This is your home now. I want to make sure you're having fun. 576 00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:20,887 - Are you having fun? - No. 577 00:30:20,889 --> 00:30:23,657 No, no. Cards aren't fun. 578 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:27,994 I know what's fun. 579 00:30:27,996 --> 00:30:30,196 Friends, join us! 580 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:34,934 Let's get silly! 581 00:30:43,244 --> 00:30:48,048 Charlotte Holloway, welcome to the greatest carnival on Earth. 582 00:30:53,754 --> 00:30:56,022 If he's going to Ascension this entire carnival, 583 00:30:56,024 --> 00:30:58,024 why's he wasting time doing a magic act? 584 00:30:58,026 --> 00:30:59,592 He wants to impress her. 585 00:30:59,594 --> 00:31:01,061 He keeps waving that wand around 586 00:31:01,063 --> 00:31:02,343 but he's not using magic on her. 587 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:03,797 He needs her affection to be real. 588 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:05,398 No, I bet it's the wand. 589 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,800 What? 590 00:31:06,802 --> 00:31:08,762 I mean, what else would a magician be attached to? 591 00:31:08,786 --> 00:31:10,103 Plus, he uses it all the time. 592 00:31:10,105 --> 00:31:11,545 - Unbelievable. - He's so delusional, 593 00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:13,506 he doesn't even realize his power is in the wand. 594 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,875 Wow, I wish I would've thought of that. 595 00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,811 Oh! Oh, wait a minute! I did! 596 00:31:17,813 --> 00:31:18,845 All right, guys, we need to get a read 597 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:20,647 on the wand using the magic spectrometer. 598 00:31:20,649 --> 00:31:22,729 - Well that might be a problem. - We kind of lost it. 599 00:31:22,753 --> 00:31:25,618 - You lost it. - You lost the magic spectrometer? 600 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,887 Do you know how much those things cost? 601 00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:29,889 All right, guys. I've got a plan. 602 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:38,031 Ooh! 603 00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:48,308 Grab their masks and take their place onstage. 604 00:31:50,277 --> 00:31:53,847 Yes! 605 00:31:53,849 --> 00:31:56,182 Oh, come on. This is all for you. 606 00:31:56,184 --> 00:31:58,251 I know what'll cheer you up. 607 00:32:03,224 --> 00:32:04,557 Pies! 608 00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:08,294 Everybody loves pies! Pies, pies, pies! 609 00:32:08,296 --> 00:32:10,964 Everybody gets pies. Here. 610 00:32:10,966 --> 00:32:13,500 Oh, direct hit! 611 00:32:13,502 --> 00:32:16,970 Give 'em pies. Pies, more pies. 612 00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:22,742 You're still not laughing. 613 00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:26,546 All right, you want to see something really funny? 614 00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:27,981 Punch him. 615 00:32:29,984 --> 00:32:33,186 Oh! 616 00:32:33,188 --> 00:32:34,954 Come on, you hit like a girl. 617 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:37,323 Punch him! 618 00:32:38,592 --> 00:32:40,193 Oh, you're not gonna take that. 619 00:32:40,195 --> 00:32:41,694 Go on, hit him back. 620 00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:43,496 Now your turn. 621 00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:48,034 Wow, that looked like it really hurt. 622 00:32:48,036 --> 00:32:51,838 You must be angry. I mean, angry enough to want to kill him. 623 00:32:55,609 --> 00:32:59,145 Don't worry, my friends. I know exactly how that feels. 624 00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:03,483 You see, Charlotte. My friends are dying to entertain you. 625 00:33:05,987 --> 00:33:08,288 Give him the baseball bats. 626 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,590 - What now? - No, Jones. 627 00:33:10,592 --> 00:33:13,359 We're not giving him the bats. They'll kill each other. 628 00:33:13,361 --> 00:33:15,995 Please stop this! 629 00:33:20,401 --> 00:33:21,801 Give 'em the baseball bats. 630 00:33:23,705 --> 00:33:25,438 Please, please, you can't do this! 631 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:36,648 Why are you doing this? 632 00:33:36,673 --> 00:33:39,486 I don't know, maybe because you're a kidnapper. 633 00:33:39,488 --> 00:33:42,755 Or just a sadist who doesn't understand the power of true magic. 634 00:33:42,757 --> 00:33:44,657 I don't understand magic? 635 00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:46,526 Magic flows through me. 636 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,495 I'm the greatest magician in the world. 637 00:33:48,497 --> 00:33:50,063 No, you're not. 638 00:33:50,065 --> 00:33:53,600 A real magician would use technique and skill and finesse. 639 00:33:53,602 --> 00:33:56,002 Flair and showmanship, of which you have none. 640 00:33:56,004 --> 00:33:59,472 Yeah, Houdini, Dante, Blackstone, they were the real deal, not you. 641 00:33:59,474 --> 00:34:00,573 You're a fraud. 642 00:34:00,575 --> 00:34:03,843 True magicians are masters of illusion. 643 00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:05,912 - Disguise... - Escape artistry... 644 00:34:05,914 --> 00:34:07,447 And sleight of hand! 645 00:34:07,449 --> 00:34:11,150 Let's leave magic to the professionals, mate. 646 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,186 I don't need a magic wand 647 00:34:13,188 --> 00:34:16,089 in order to be the greatest magician in the world. 648 00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:21,361 Um... guys, I can't move. 649 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,363 I guess that's not the artifact? 650 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:26,699 See, Stone, I told you it wasn't the wand! 651 00:34:26,701 --> 00:34:28,001 Take 'em away. 652 00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:30,803 Let 'em find out what it means to not be my friend. 653 00:34:41,115 --> 00:34:42,749 You all ruined my show, 654 00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:44,350 and right during the grand finale! 655 00:34:44,352 --> 00:34:48,054 Since I can't have you causing any more problems, congratulations. 656 00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:52,125 You're all about to become a permanent part of my House of Horrors. 657 00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:04,470 Wax friends don't cause trouble. 658 00:35:05,765 --> 00:35:07,086 I really thought it was the wand. 659 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,076 If it's not the wand, what could it be? 660 00:35:10,078 --> 00:35:13,179 I don't want you to be afraid of these people anymore. 661 00:35:13,181 --> 00:35:15,181 All right? I'll make it so that 662 00:35:15,183 --> 00:35:18,251 none of them bother us ever again. 663 00:35:18,253 --> 00:35:19,819 "Doubt truth be a lie, 664 00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:23,089 but always know, I love you." 665 00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:26,492 Actually, it's "doubt truth to be a liar, 666 00:35:26,494 --> 00:35:28,328 but never doubt I love." 667 00:35:28,330 --> 00:35:30,863 "Hamlet," Act 2, Scene 2. 668 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:33,232 Don't correct me. 669 00:35:33,234 --> 00:35:36,402 Don't be wrong. 670 00:35:36,404 --> 00:35:37,770 Once they're taken care of, 671 00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,672 I will perform my final trick, 672 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:43,876 and then you and I and this entire carnival will live on. 673 00:35:43,878 --> 00:35:47,180 Please, Mysterium, 674 00:35:47,182 --> 00:35:49,048 I don't know what I did to you, 675 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:53,653 but I'm so sorry. I just want to go home. 676 00:35:55,956 --> 00:35:59,892 The greatest gift a man ever bestowed upon a woman, 677 00:35:59,894 --> 00:36:02,362 and you still don't even know who I am. 678 00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,600 I was invisible to you, 679 00:36:07,602 --> 00:36:11,037 and once you said, "I love the carnival." 680 00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:15,274 And so I recreated it for you, exactly as it was before! 681 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:18,478 Before? There was another carnival? 682 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,214 In Kirby's trailer, there was a poster, 683 00:36:21,216 --> 00:36:23,416 a carnival in Green Town, Kansas. 684 00:36:23,418 --> 00:36:27,487 So everything here is a recreation of a carnival from his childhood? 685 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:32,258 I did this all for you, just for you. 686 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:34,193 - You don't care. - No... 687 00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:37,397 I won a prize for you, and you walked away from me. 688 00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:39,032 Well, you can't walk away this time. 689 00:36:39,034 --> 00:36:42,402 You will understand. You will all understand 690 00:36:42,404 --> 00:36:46,606 when you are frozen in wax forever! 691 00:36:55,321 --> 00:36:57,289 Come on, Charlotte, think. 692 00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:59,524 I don't know what he's talking about. 693 00:36:59,526 --> 00:37:01,026 Winning me a prize? 694 00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:03,328 That prize could be what's powering his magical mojo. 695 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,925 Whatever it is, it obviously has 696 00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:06,958 incredible emotional significance for him. 697 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,660 Try and remember. 698 00:37:08,662 --> 00:37:10,428 I went to the carnival every summer. 699 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,910 I don't know when I could've met him. 700 00:37:11,934 --> 00:37:13,531 1996, to be exact, 701 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:16,401 at a carnival just like this one. 702 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:19,404 Everything about Kirby's exactly the same 703 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:22,507 as the magician on the poster that he wants to be. 704 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:28,813 Everything but the flower on the lapel. 705 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:31,149 The flower? 706 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:34,252 Wait, did you say "Kirby"? 707 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:35,253 Kirby. 708 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:38,857 Kirby Goulding? 709 00:37:42,090 --> 00:37:43,156 You know who I am? 710 00:37:43,158 --> 00:37:45,726 Of course I know who you are, Kirby. 711 00:37:45,728 --> 00:37:47,894 You were my friend. 712 00:37:47,896 --> 00:37:49,529 You're lying. 713 00:37:49,531 --> 00:37:51,465 You're just saying that to save yourself. 714 00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:53,000 No, no, it's true. 715 00:37:53,002 --> 00:37:56,203 We had math together, Mr. Crane's class. 716 00:37:56,205 --> 00:37:58,205 And I remember 717 00:37:58,207 --> 00:38:01,375 we went to the carnival together. 718 00:38:01,377 --> 00:38:05,045 We played the water pistol game. 719 00:38:05,047 --> 00:38:06,446 Yes, we did. 720 00:38:07,649 --> 00:38:12,185 And you won. A flower. 721 00:38:12,187 --> 00:38:14,521 I remember everything about that night. 722 00:38:14,523 --> 00:38:16,857 Do you remember walking away to go off with that magician 723 00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,291 and just leaving me? 724 00:38:18,293 --> 00:38:20,560 I went to get us tickets for the magic show, 725 00:38:20,562 --> 00:38:22,963 but when I got back, you were gone. 726 00:38:24,499 --> 00:38:27,401 I would never leave you. 727 00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:29,636 You wouldn't? 728 00:38:31,339 --> 00:38:33,573 You were such a sweet kid. 729 00:38:35,743 --> 00:38:38,812 I thought you were cute. 730 00:38:38,814 --> 00:38:42,416 And that amazing and beautiful flower, 731 00:38:44,218 --> 00:38:47,554 you won it for me. 732 00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:49,656 I did. 733 00:38:55,663 --> 00:38:59,332 I've wanted to give you this for 20 years. 734 00:39:02,136 --> 00:39:06,306 We can be friends again. 735 00:39:06,308 --> 00:39:08,842 Oh, Kirby. 736 00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:11,445 We could never be friends again. 737 00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:12,779 Why not? 738 00:39:12,781 --> 00:39:15,982 'Cause you're a total psycho now! 739 00:39:15,984 --> 00:39:18,919 How dare you. Do you know who I am? 740 00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:23,590 A pathetic loser who's just lost his super-charged flower power? 741 00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:25,859 Go get them. Get them! 742 00:39:25,861 --> 00:39:28,195 They're not under your spell anymore. 743 00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:30,997 Give me the flower. 744 00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:33,667 Give me the flower! 745 00:39:34,736 --> 00:39:36,169 Give it to me now! 746 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,473 - Yoo hoo! - Give it to me. 747 00:39:39,475 --> 00:39:40,707 Give it to me right now! 748 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:43,410 Don't you dare! No, no, no! 749 00:40:01,129 --> 00:40:04,331 Excuse me. Sir? 750 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,769 Might be... might be my sister. 751 00:40:08,771 --> 00:40:10,737 It just appeared, all right? 752 00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:13,673 I'm telling you. A whole carnival right here on my land. 753 00:40:13,675 --> 00:40:16,610 That's why I called you FBI guys in the first place. 754 00:40:16,612 --> 00:40:18,678 We're not with the FBI, sir. 755 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,313 We're with DOSA, 756 00:40:20,315 --> 00:40:21,948 the Department of Statistical Anomalies. 757 00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:23,270 All right, well, whoever you are, 758 00:40:23,294 --> 00:40:24,664 I'm just glad I got my land back. 759 00:40:24,666 --> 00:40:28,054 And you have no memory of who was behind all this? 760 00:40:31,058 --> 00:40:32,592 Thank you. 761 00:40:53,514 --> 00:40:55,482 He was a sweet kid. 762 00:40:55,484 --> 00:40:58,819 Nerdy, but not sick. 763 00:40:58,821 --> 00:41:00,420 What happened? 764 00:41:00,422 --> 00:41:03,456 Absolute power corrupts absolutely. 765 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:05,525 Nothing more powerful than magic. 766 00:41:05,527 --> 00:41:06,860 Except knowledge. 767 00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:09,095 I can't believe you thought it was the wand. 768 00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:18,496 This new artifact proved to be very dangerous. 769 00:41:18,497 --> 00:41:20,361 Something like this could happen again. 770 00:41:20,362 --> 00:41:23,392 Yes, if we do not get the ley lines under control 771 00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:25,077 this new wing for modern artifacts 772 00:41:25,078 --> 00:41:27,045 will fill up rather quickly. 773 00:41:27,871 --> 00:41:31,325 And next time, we may not be so lucky. 774 00:41:33,778 --> 00:41:40,716 Subtitle sync and corrections by